- Lesbians like kickboxing. There is a strong correlation between lesbianism and Tae Bo.
- Femme lesbians in Vancouver can't talk about anything but shoes.
- Lesbians like Lebanese food. Maybe it's because it sounds like "lesbian" and maybe it's because they like to eat with their fingers.
- When a lesbian student raises her hand in class, she will extend two fingers together.
- Dill is a lesbian spice.
- All indie rockers are lesbians.
Please add any other rules on lesbianism in the comments. Please keep in mind that this is
no laughing matter.
But wait!! Dill is my favorite spice! What are you saying?!?!
ReplyDelete(And I'm totally disappointed, Chuck, that you didn't edit the wiki page for dill. I couldn't find anything about lesbianism in it!)
Well that would explain the gardening and the plaid as well, wouldn't it?
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