A US federal court has found no right to sex toys... and as Xeni Jardin points out you can buy a gun in Mississippi, but not a dildo.
Well, somebody has to suggest it: from now on, sex toys in Mississippi will have to be sold only at gun shops, and will have to be produced as a dual-use weapon: destruction and pleasure. That way they'll be protected by the 2nd amendment.
Taking that a step further, in Mississippi gun shows will now also be sex-toy shows. Gun oil will be dual-use as well.
