Ready.gov remixed

Relax, you can feel safe now.

EULA troll

Gosh, Cory, thanks for releasing that little thought into the universe. I don't suppose he had the foresight to patent that nasty little business model... I can only hope so. If somebody gets rich from hanging corporations (and the rest of us) with the macramé noose that is clickwrap, I hope it's him.

Perversion

It started out with a strange beverage choice. I was getting tired of drinking peppermint tea with sweet 'n' low (which here in Canada has cyclamate instead of saccharine), so I started drinking hot water. That's pretty disturbing, but it didn't stop there.

Tonight I came home wanting to eat, but not hungry. I walked through the grocery store and picked up things, but couldn't find anything that was worth a half hour on an exercise machine. So I came home and ate two grapefruit (enjoying them deeply) and then, for dessert, grabbed a bottle of grated horseradish. I've eaten a third of the bottle. It is delicious.