Never let it be said that Vancouver has no arts scene (despite the fact that I say it constantly). The Dance Centre is right next to our building, and we even saw something marginally worthwhile there, but when I saw this ad it chilled my blood. You see, this is the creative dance "powerhouse" made up of Amber Funk Barton, Sarah Brewer, and Cori Caulfield, and together they are Funky Brewster Cauling. AAAAAAARRRRRGHHH!!! The picture alone is enough to make my testicles retract to my diaphragm: the Stayin' Alive pose, the lime green bellbottom stretch pants... a bona-fide erectile suppressant. They may know how to dance, but obviously not how to sell their act.
7 Nov 2007
Funky white girls
Never let it be said that Vancouver has no arts scene (despite the fact that I say it constantly). The Dance Centre is right next to our building, and we even saw something marginally worthwhile there, but when I saw this ad it chilled my blood. You see, this is the creative dance "powerhouse" made up of Amber Funk Barton, Sarah Brewer, and Cori Caulfield, and together they are Funky Brewster Cauling. AAAAAAARRRRRGHHH!!! The picture alone is enough to make my testicles retract to my diaphragm: the Stayin' Alive pose, the lime green bellbottom stretch pants... a bona-fide erectile suppressant. They may know how to dance, but obviously not how to sell their act.
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.."a bona-fide erectile suppressant." LOL! It is very funny...and oh Gosh, I must agree
Hon, I had to come and see the picture again. It is adorable! I can get tickets if you want. You are a sharp writer... Muy filoso! Me encantas!
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