Never let it be said that Vancouver has no arts scene (despite the fact that I say it constantly). The Dance Centre is right next to our building, and we even saw something marginally worthwhile there, but when I saw this ad it chilled my blood. You see, this is the creative dance "powerhouse" made up of Amber Funk Barton, Sarah Brewer, and Cori Caulfield, and together they are Funky Brewster Cauling. AAAAAAARRRRRGHHH!!! The picture alone is enough to make my testicles retract to my diaphragm: the Stayin' Alive pose, the lime green bellbottom stretch pants... a bona-fide erectile suppressant. They may know how to dance, but obviously not how to sell their act.
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7 Nov 2007
Funky white girls
Never let it be said that Vancouver has no arts scene (despite the fact that I say it constantly). The Dance Centre is right next to our building, and we even saw something marginally worthwhile there, but when I saw this ad it chilled my blood. You see, this is the creative dance "powerhouse" made up of Amber Funk Barton, Sarah Brewer, and Cori Caulfield, and together they are Funky Brewster Cauling. AAAAAAARRRRRGHHH!!! The picture alone is enough to make my testicles retract to my diaphragm: the Stayin' Alive pose, the lime green bellbottom stretch pants... a bona-fide erectile suppressant. They may know how to dance, but obviously not how to sell their act.
14 Mar 2007
New advertisement opportunity
The article Eyetracking points the way to effective news article design makes some excellent points about how to effectively format information so that people can consume it. At the same time, they show this marvelous picture... which advertiser will be first to buy space in that segment of the uniform, Gillette, Cialis, or Propecia? via BoingBoing.
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